Tuesday night was my first night on-call. I was scared. I've had bad on-call karma throughout school. My first clinical rotation of 4th-year was orthopedics, and one night I spent the ENTIRE night in the OR. I ended up working a whopping 36 hours straight...not even a chance to change clothes, I was wearing scrubs from day 1 of surgery that lasted into night 1 of surgery that lasted into day 2 of appointments. I felt really gross seeing appointments in grody scrubs, especially since everyone else was dressed in their clinic best (slacks, dress shirts, white coat). And the surgeries were B-A-D bad! The first was a doberman who had a history of 2 foreign body removal surgeries (ate things she shouldn't have, towels I think), and had presented to the emergency service shocky and severely depressed. She hadn't been eating, drinking, or acting herself for days, and the owners chose to just sit on it. Her blood values were all over the place, but she was in danger and we had to take her to surgery right away. We got her on the table and started looking for infected or dead bowel, but instead found a belly full of blood. We searched and searched but we couldn't find where it was coming from. The dog went into cardiac arrest, and the surgeon cut through her diaphragm and manually massaged her heart to get it working again. We stitched up the hole in her diaphragm and went back to investigating her abdominal bleeding, but she developed a serious cardiac arrhythmia. We sent someone to call the owner, and after spending a few horrible moments in lingo...dog's heart fluttering feebly trying to keep her alive...we ended up euthanizing her. I remember that it was after midnight when I rolled the body down to the cooler in the basement of the hospital; how freaking spooky!
Before we'd even gotten done with her, we'd heard there was another emergency surgery waiting for us down in the emergency service. This was a cat that had complications after a spay. She was febrile, depressed, and had some omentum (a sac of fat in the abdomen) protruding from her incision. We opened her up and it was a pathetic attempt at a spay. Now, I understand that some people perform an ovariectomy (remove ovaries) instead of an ovariohysterectomy (remove ovaries and uterus), but this was just wrong. The ligatures around the ovarian pedicles were not secure but just resting in place, there was a large rent in the broad ligament (the tissue that holds the uterus in place) that had trapped a portion of the small intestines and was subsequently squeezing it to death, and the body wall that ought to have been sutured back together along the incision had not even been apposed; the sutures were so loose that the incision was still a gaping hole. It's really scary to see that this is what so-called professionals are doing in the real world. Now, this was a case from a very low-cost practice in a bad part of the city, and the vet was a graduate of a foreign country...so it does make you wonder. Fortunately we fixed this little cat up and she was just fine.
So my next rotation in school was Large Animal Emergency, and we were absolutely swamped, but I enjoyed it immensely. I'd survived a rotation from hell and it was my last night on call when this happened:

At the salvage yard.
I'd picked up a Giant salad and was driving back to school when Omar Sanchez Quintero tried to make a left hand turn in front of me, and POW! Next thing I know I'm trapped in the car and some Mexican who can't speak English is trying to pull me out. He spoke no English; I speak essentially no Spanish (abierta = "open" when preg checking cows, that's about the extent of my knowledge). He didn't have a driver's license or American ID...awesome. A neighbor came out and called the police, and by the time the cop came, the word had gotten out amongst the Mexican population of Chester County. Pickups were rolling up, and a bed-load of men would hop out and gather around until a sizable crowd had formed. I'd called my friend Flo to come save me, but she was engulfed in Jeopardy and wanted to wait til Final Jeopardy was over. To this day she denies it, but that's what happened, I swear! A rotation-mate of mine finally did come, and the scene was getting a little unsettled by then, and the cop had called backup. At this point, my Nextel goes off and the front desk is calling me in for an emergency. Dammit, I can't come now, call the medicine student!!! The cops find out that I'm on-call and offer to give me a police escort back to school, which is only like 2 miles away. They're anxious to get me and Jen out of there so they can deal with the mob of onlookers. Jen tried to talk me into it but I wouldn't go for it. She drove me back to school and, after being yelled at for wearing jeans (not clinic attire), I find the emergency to be a horse with a SLIGHT fever of 101.2. AND the medicine student was there taking care of it. At this point I was thoroughly annoyed and explained the whole situation...and got sent home.
The car, which belonged to my grandmother, was deemed a total loss and was destroyed instead of being repaired. Awesome. Fast-forward a month and I'm driving to school in my new car for a Field Service emergency when I run over a skunk. That night we got lost five hundred times, got detoured by an Amish barn fire, and when we finally reached the barn, had no power due to that darn barn fire. We had to euthanize a horse who'd colicked badly and smashed himself to smithereens while thrashing in his stall...by truck headlight.
After these cases, and numerous other calls, I used to have nightmares about being called in. I'd wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of the Nextel: BEEP-BEEP, "This is the front desk. You have a colic coming in half an hour", only to realize I wasn't on-call and hadn't been for months. Ugh.
So I'd figured I was doomed for my first on-call in the real world. One of our regular bovine clients had prank called the clinic earlier in the day saying that he needed help with his monkey, that he'd run over it with the tractor while out mowing hay. I heard all about the prank calls of the past and thought I was due for one that night. My phone rang a couple times early on, and each time I had a mini-panic attack til I saw familiar names showing up on my phone's screen. Phew.
I had to go back to the clinic for bed checks about 9:30. I was kinda scared to be by myself in the dark so I took the dogs with me. Rae stayed in the truck while Ella got to come in. She wandered around the hospital while I checked on everyone, and I'd call her from time to time to check in with her. One time when she was off on her own, a thought struck me: we have an excessive amount of Halloween decorations all over the clinic (including a giant inflatable, mechanical, glowing black cat on the roof...scarecrows, pumpkins, lights, spiderwebs, etc etc), I don't suppose Ella's found the ghoulish urns in the exam rooms that are each filled with about 5 pounds of dog treats. Of.course.she.had. I found her gorging herself in one of the rooms, happy as can be, sneaking in one more mouthful as I told her off.
Trouble's my middle name!
Then we went up to the barn to check on the horse. Ella hasn't been in the barn before, so she had much to explore. She found a pile of manure and hoof trimmings to snack on (you'd think I never feed her), and then I encouraged her on over to see the horse. She wasn't sure what to think, but tried to be brave and visit with it through the stall door. He belonged to my colleague and was a good boy, so it was a perfect opportunity for Ella to meet a horse in a controlled manner. She did a fine job.
At least now Ella has gotten over her uneasiness at the clinic. She was a little nervous when I first brought her and Rae in to meet everyone, but I think now she associates the clinic with snacks galore. And Rae...she was unsure for a whole 5 minutes...I found her head first in a bag of dog food multiple times, and then on the way out, she chased Larrietta, one of the clinic cats, far, far away, out the parking lot and down the road. Thank goodness we're rural.
Oh, I never did get any emergency calls. Not that I didn't wake up time and time again to check my phone for missed calls.