So close...to being done lambing! Ultrasounded the last 6 today and there are 3 pregnant, 3 open.
US machine on makeshift table
So close...to wrecking the vet truck on a not-so-fun farm call:
A little slippery
No one was home, so the neighbor had to come pull us out with the tractor. Meanwhile, someone from the clinic showed up with the dart gun so we could catch the wild cow who was pawing and even charging at us in the pen. I managed to squirt xylazine (sedation) into my own eyes, so while my eyes were watery and blurry and I waited to see if I'd pass out, my assistant tried shooting the dart gun. She glanced the first one off the cow and xylazine sprayed everywhere, guess we didn't pressurize the pneumatic gun enough. The second time she literally hit the broad side of a barn and buried the dart within the wood. Then the helper who brought the gun gave it a whirl and sank a dart cleanly in the side of the cow as she charged head first at the barrel.
After two more rounds of xylazine, the cow chose to lie down in the absolute worst spot in the pen. She did a freaking headstand in the corner, all 1000# of her pointed downhill. She was trying to die because she couldn't breathe with her neck kinked all the way back and UNDERNEATH her own self...so I hustled to administer the epidural and put her vaginal prolapse back in. Now it was time to get her up. Ummm?
Had plenty of reversal, but didn't have access to either jugular vein. Found a poor excuse for a milk vein, got a little in before she kicked me a good one, then readjusted herself to lie on top of her milk vein. I ended up putting more volume of drug than I ever thought possible in the tail vein, and she was back to her wild-eyed and pissed-off self...but still very stuck.
The only option was to pivot her hind end so that all her weight wasn't facing directly downhill and into the corner. Of course she was completely lying on her down leg. With great effort and a moment of Tourette's, I managed to slip some ropes under that leg, hobble it to the other leg, and attach it to the truck. I hopped in the cab, worried that the "pop" I heard/felt was her hip coming out of joint (her options were to get out of that spot or die there), and continued to give it some gas til I snapped the rope. Luckily she was repositioned enough for us to remove the halter, untie her legs in between violent kicks, and run back in the truck as she got up MAD.
And this is the story of the 3-hour vaginal prolapse. Funny it only took all of 5 minutes to deal with the actual prolapse...












